Lines on the anniversary of the death of Shakespeare

23 April 1616

Across these yester years, your words endure,
Blessed and cursed by inference,
Both mashed and savoured in the many mouths of strangers.

Twas upon your will that
Light took on a scent,
Perfumes sang,
Love's lament coloured the air.

Giveth unto yester years to come
a confidence to innovate,
sleepeth on the soft pillow of eternity.

You Can Imagine Anything

Tucked into a duvet
On the warmest summer night,
Reading books on criminals
In the dimmest bedside light,
Biting on her fingernails
Deep in concentration,
My wife is not aware of me...
But is my inspiration.

A bursary rhyme

Rent collector,
Tax inspector,
Don't believe a thing.

In the garden,
Beg your pardon,
Tie a piece of string.

So, farewell then, Victoria Wood

Let's do it,
let's do it,
do it even though it's naff.
Her jokes
of bald old blokes
and grannies always made us laugh.
So witty
yet gritty.
Dedicate a statue in the comedy city.
Let's do it,
let's do it tonight.

I can't do it,
can't do it,
can't compose a solemn ode.
Find the humour
in loss and tumour,
never let the grief take hold.
Let's be silly,
sing about a willy.
Dedicate a statue in Piccadilly.
Let's do it,
let's do it tonight.

In memoriam Victoria Wood CBE (19 May 1953 – 20 April 2016)

Something to take your mind off it

Patient in the dentist's chair,
My mind goes wandering everywhere
And opens story-doors to find
Intriguing recipes behind.

Helpless in the dentist's room,
Forgotten characters resume
Their journey through my dizzy head,
Like memories of the widely-read.

Deafened by the dentist's drill,
I murmur of my own freewill
And metaphors anaesthetise
As I lie back and close my eyes.

Eight Magpies

Magpie One, Magpie One,
In your congregation,
Don't be sad
For things you had,
Just plan their restoration.

Magpie Two, safe and warm,
Surrounded by your watchful charm,
Happy laughter
Ever after
Shall be your unfailing balm.

Magpie Three, sharp as a hawk,
Stalwart of the roving flock,
Be the queen
Of every scene,
From market square to inglenook.

Magpie Four, dive to help,
Lead the swooping swaggered gulp,
Cherish the tails
Of honest males,
Mash the guttersnipes to pulp.

Magpie Five, from roost on girder
Survey the vista with your murder,
Rationalise
The silver prize:
Could you take it even further?

Magpie Six, seek what's hiding
In the legends of the tiding,
Tales foretold
Of hoarded gold,
Aspire to a fair dividing.

Magpie Seven, far from twittering
Keep the secret of the tittering.
Steady your beak
When others speak,
Their candid caws let loose and littering.

Magpie Eight, eloquent scribe,
Herald of this city tribe,
Regale us with
The corvid myth,
Which human words cannot describe.

Dancin Solo

Dis am me,
me am dancin clever,
lang da lang road leadin owt.
Save ya eyes
ya'll find mi never,
many a man lost here abowt.

Mi din take it,
wasun me,
sumtin tells mi dis reads bad
but mi aint
sumwan's enemee
an mi din take dat wot sumwan had.

Ya see da crowd,
dem angry faces
breathin fire an wantin blood;
mi see da cool
forgottin places
in da warm hearts of da good,

Mi believe
in a free tomorro,
bein' wot mi will become.
Dis am me,
me am dancin solo,
lang da lang road leadin home.